Random Quotes

It is that time of year again where the kids are chomping at the bit to get outside. The days are getting longer and we are all starting to get a little cabin fever. My kids are acting up more, fighting like cats and dogs, and I'm pulling my hair out. It seems like these are also the days when funny things happen or at least when I remember them. Here are some funny quotes that have happened recently.

I had just put Kole to bed and Rory was at work. I shut the door and went in the other room. This is what I heard coming from his room.
"I want my Dad! Mom, go to work! Dad takes me to the jumping place. Mom, go to work!" Put on repeat for about 2 minutes.

Kole was emptying all of the loose change out of my purse and stuffing his pockets.
Mom: "Kole, you took all of my money."
Kole: "You buy more?"

One day Saige had just gotten out of the bath and heaven forbid didn't have a bow in her hair. The doorbell rang.
Saige: "I can't get the door, I look ridiculous."

As I mentioned before, the kids have been fighting like cats and dogs. Especially the girls. I can't take it. I want them to get along so badly and be best friends. I hope one day they will enjoy each other. As we were laying in bed the other night, Paiton had a thought.
Paiton: "Mom, I want to be in the Guiness Book of World Records. So, tomorrow I'm going to be the nicest sister ever and set a record."
Mom: "That sounds very nice of you Paiton. I'd like to see it."
Paiton: "But, I'm not going to start until the afternoon."

She is still working on the world record. I may even put a call into Guiness if she really does it.

Funny kids!